www.militaar.net

Olen kuulnud et sarnaselt koertele on kasutatud merel delfiine, kes siis laeva alla ujudes "lõhkesid", olid ka vist mingid süsteemid et delfiin ise sai minema, kuna nende treenimine pidi keeruline olema.

Tove Jansson on kuulsust kogunud enam Muumitrollidega, siiski on ta ka palju toredaid karikatuure joonistanud.

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Üks koer siin ka:

http://www.soviet-empire.com/arsenal/ar ... g_mine.php

või

http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panzerabwehrhund

hehe ... jälle oma tanki poole

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Vt pildiallkirja:

A soviet dog mine in training, or so it would appear. What is interesting about this picture is that although the training tank does not have a real gun, its turret appears to be that of the T-34/85. The T-34/85 was not introduced until 1944, yet dog mines were supposed to have been withdrawn in 1942!

If World War Two had been an online Real Ttime Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this:
*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*

Neh meenus ka miski sõjaväes kuuldud nali.

3 tanki ootavad rünnakukäsku.

Komandör: Tak, Tank pervõi perjot. Tank sööstab edasi ja kaob metsavahele.
Komandör: Tank vtaroi perjot! tank kaob metsavahele.
Komandör:Tank treti perjot! Vaikus. Tank treti perjot, šlõsu durak. Muhvigi tank seisab. Komandör: treti treti šlõsu tõ ....
Sellepeale kargab tanki luuk lahti tšuks ronib välja müts peos ja röögatab: Ljudi šljapa gavarit!

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Kolmas maailmasõda, Moskvale visatakse aatompomm: eestlased tõmbavad ka gaasimaskid pähe - aga selleks,et irvet varjata

Leiba Bronstein

Sa lähed päris rõvedaks kätte ära.

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Lehvi, lehvi sa hõõguma palged.
Süüta südames õilsuse leek.

Leiba postitused kustutatud kui pornograafilised ja rõvedad. Sellieid nalju võib viljeleda mujal, kui militaarfoorumis. Loodan, et asjast huvitatud leiavad üles geipornosaidid ja vastavad jututoad.

viimase aja suurime nali siin foorumise on leiba postitused.

Äh,ma kirjutasin ise ka pitdi alla,et rõve,kuid halenaljakas.Mida pornograafilist leiad sa piltides kus Bin Laden sõidab mootorattaga,ees istumas lammas,võis siis Buttheadi näoks kujundatud Bushi pilt.Need mehed on ju otseselt seotud sõjaga,sellepärast polnud ju midagi kohatut.Pealegi,need olid pilapildid,mitte mingisugune pornograafia

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Hullumajas võeti vastu komisjoni.Patsiendid seisid koridoris kahes reas ja kui kontrollijd lähemale jõudsid,alustas esimene rivi reibast laulu:"Meil hea on elada nõukogude maal..."Komisjoniliikmed pärisid imestunult:"Miks siis teine rida ei laula?""Need on mul tervenenud patsiendid"selgitas arst.

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Meesterahvas tuleb hiromandi juurde:
"Auväärne,kas te ei tahaks vaadata minu kätt?Elu on täitsa rappa jooksnud.Kõik kisub kiiva".
Hiromant heidab pilgu peopesale:"Kahjuks ei saa ma midagi lohutavat öelda"
"Miks siis"
"Aga seepärast,et saatuse joone asemel on teil partei joon.

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Poiss sai 16-aastaseks ja talle anti pass.Ta tuli koju ja ütles:
"ema,ma panin end kirja venelasena,mitte juudina".
"Mis seal ikka,nüüdsest sööd kalamarja ja tuurafilee asemel putru ja leiba".
Nördinud poiss läheb isa juurde ja palus:
"Papa,anna mulle raha,ma tahan taksoga kooli sõita"
Isa andis talle viis kopikat ja ütles:
"Nüüd pole sa juut vaid venelane.Sõidad bussiga"
Poiss jookais tänavale ja hüüdis südametäiega:
"Ainult kaks tundi olen venelane olnud,aga kuidas ma teid kõiki vihkan,neetud juudinärud!"

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