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An illegal migrant from Venezuela tried to rob a bank in Sadusky, Ohio.
The only problem?
He couln't figure out how to say "give me your money" so he had to type it into a translator app…
By the time he was done, police arrived.

80-year-old ‘nun’ caught on camera wheeling the dead body of her sister nun in Santiago, Chile.

The body was later found by someone walking by and the police initially thought the death was an execution carried out by the drug cartel.

After they investigated further, they found out that the corpse was a 58-year-old ‘nun’ who died a year before due to natural causes.

The two women made an agreement before she died that they would "take care of each other" after death.

The dead woman was in a case for the entire year out of "affection and loyalty" according to authorities. After the alive nun's daughter visited however, she was convinced to officially lay her to rest.

Police later found out that the women weren't a part of a formal religious order but were "consecrated laywomen."

The 80-year-old was not arrested.

Officials went to congratulate Sogen Kato, the oldest living man in Tokyo, on his 111th birthday. Upon arriving to his house, a mummified body wearing underwear and pajamas was lying in his bed. He had been dead for 30 years but his family kept the secret to keep receiving his pension.

This woman wheeled a dead man into the bank and tried to get him to 'sign off' a loan in her name while holding his head up.

“If anyone is against this marriage, tell me now or never”