Re: Nali
Postitatud: 18 Veebr, 2013 9:31
Just nimelt Olef, 1751 aastal kirjaoskaja vene talupoeg ja veel võttis kätte ning kirjutas kubermangu. No ei ole ju naljakas, ei ole 
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Re: Nali
Postitatud: 19 Veebr, 2013 2:38
Väga karm kass!
Re: Nali
Postitatud: 21 Veebr, 2013 18:24
FB-s jäi kah ette hea mõistatuslik anekdoot. Kus on nali?
Женa рaзгaдывaет кроссворд и спрaшивaет мужa:
- Президент США?
- Не знaю.
- Ну три буквы!
- Прaвдa не знaю.
- Ну вторaя У!
- Ты че.., серьезно?
Женa рaзгaдывaет кроссворд и спрaшивaет мужa:
- Президент США?
- Не знaю.
- Ну три буквы!
- Прaвдa не знaю.
- Ну вторaя У!
- Ты че.., серьезно?
Re: Nali
Postitatud: 21 Veebr, 2013 18:44
See on otsitud nali, sest ... vene meeste mõttemaailma ma tean, aga pole siiani kohanud ristsõnu, kus on totaallselt valed küsimused.
Re: Nali
Postitatud: 21 Veebr, 2013 19:28
kui hästi otsida siis БушRe: Nali
Postitatud: 21 Veebr, 2013 20:35
Jah, mis siin, kus nii mõnigi kirillitsa nimemoondusi tunneb, sellise mõistatusega välja tulla. FB-s aga tekkis küll küsimusi, et mis labast nokunalja te heidate, kolmetähelisi presidente pole ju olnud, eriti, mille keskel "u." Kirillitsas siiski on, lausa kaks tükki järjest, isa ja poeg!
Re: Nali
Postitatud: 21 Veebr, 2013 20:52
Re: Nali
Postitatud: 22 Veebr, 2013 0:02
Siit komplektist ju prantslaste oma puudu!
Re: Nali
Postitatud: 22 Veebr, 2013 10:29
Tschy kirjutas:Siit komplektist ju prantslaste oma puudu!
hahaaaAndekas
Re: Nali
Postitatud: 22 Veebr, 2013 23:40
French Jokes
Q: What are they calling the Germans, French and Belgians, at the Pentagon?
A: "The Axis of Weasels."
Q. Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?
A. So the French can show them how to surrender.
Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
A: Nobody knows, it's never been tried.
Q. Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A. Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
Q. Why did the French plant trees along the Champs Elysees?
A. So the Germans could march in the shade.
Q: How many gears does a French tank have?
A: 4 reverse and 1 forward, in case the enemy attacks from the rear.
Q: How can you identify a French Infantryman?
A: Sunburned armpits.
Q. What's the difference between Frenchmen and toast?
A. You can make soldiers out of toast.
Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A. The Army.
Anyone see the French Military Rifle on eBay? It's never been shot and only dropped once!
Q: What are they calling the Germans, French and Belgians, at the Pentagon?
A: "The Axis of Weasels."
Q. Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?
A. So the French can show them how to surrender.
Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
A: Nobody knows, it's never been tried.
Q. Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A. Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
Q. Why did the French plant trees along the Champs Elysees?
A. So the Germans could march in the shade.
Q: How many gears does a French tank have?
A: 4 reverse and 1 forward, in case the enemy attacks from the rear.
Q: How can you identify a French Infantryman?
A: Sunburned armpits.
Q. What's the difference between Frenchmen and toast?
A. You can make soldiers out of toast.
Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A. The Army.
Anyone see the French Military Rifle on eBay? It's never been shot and only dropped once!
Re: Nali
Postitatud: 24 Veebr, 2013 18:23
Ei mäleta, kus kohast selle leidsin. Võib-olla kuskilt siit.
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Postitatud: 25 Veebr, 2013 14:42
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Re: Nali
Postitatud: 28 Veebr, 2013 21:27
http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=OK2 ... ature=fvwp
ühe minuti ja 10 sekundi peal hakkasin mina küll pahvakaga naerma
tsirkuse artistidel oleks spetsnazis vist minekut
ühe minuti ja 10 sekundi peal hakkasin mina küll pahvakaga naerma
tsirkuse artistidel oleks spetsnazis vist minekut