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Стенограмма 30-го Заседания СовБеза ООН по Украине.
Председатель: Какие будут предложения?
Чуркин(РФ): Можно я на стол насру?
Все: НЕТ!!!!
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Transcript of the 30-th session of the UN Security Council about Ukraine.
The Chairman: What are proposals?
Churkin (Russian Federation): Can I take a shit on the table?
All: NO !!!!
Churkin: (shits on the table before Klimkin (Ukraine)) Thank you!
Ukraine: Did you see that, huh?! Russia just shit on our table!
Churkin: You have no proof!
Ukraine: This was your ass, and your shit came out of it!
Churkin: Give us the facts!
The representative of the United States: Our experts have analyzed the composition of the substance, modeled the coordinates and came to the conclusion that it is definitely shit and the Russians defecated it.
Churkin: Provide us with proof!
The representative of the United Kingdom: This is outrageous! The manure was definitely from Russia. This can no longer continue.
The representative of Germany: I propose to discuss the possibility of expressing our common concerns about the behavior of Russia.
Churkin: I veto this decision. (Again,- shits on the table of Ukraine)
Ukraine: Did you see this, huh ?! Here we go again! Russia has once again taken a dump on the table, this is shit, that's an ass, here he pulls his pants up!
Chairman of the United Nations: If these facts will be confirmed, we will have to respond appropriately!
Churkin: Again, please provide us with at least one proof!
Germany: We were hoping that sanctions will help, but each time the stench is getting stronger! We suspect that Russia may have shit on the table of Ukraine.
Churkin: Provide us with proof!
Chairman of the UN: Let us resolve that we are all deeply shocked!
Churkin: I veto this decision. (shits on the table of the Chairman)
Ukraine: Did you see it?! Right now! Russia shit on the table of the Chairman of the UN!!! They are dangerous because they can shit on the table of any country in Europe!
Churkin: You have not given us any evidence that we would recognize!
The representative of the United States: Pentagon satellites recorded an increased stench emanating from Russian side. We must consider the possibility to deprive Russia from the right to shit at the meeting of the UN!
Churkin: I veto this decision. (Shits on the table of Ukraine). You do not have any evidence. On the contrary, all of the multitude of facts speak that Ukraine has crapped itself!
Ukraine: Did you see that? Russia just shit on our table again!
The representative of Germany: It is becoming increasingly difficult to be here, we call the parties to a dialogue!
Churkin: Russia wants to exercise the right for an additional speech! (picks up the plastic cover of the folder and begins to throw his shit on all UN members) Russia - is a great power and does not allow anyone to push itself! You may not, without giving a single fact, dictate us your own terms. Look better at yourselves. After all, you are all shitheads, sitting here in the shit, you stink. How can you tell us how to behave?! Thank you for your attention. (Leaves the room, throwing smeared folder at the Chairman and spits on the shoes of the representative of United States.)
Chairman of the United Nations: Thank you, one and all, for your position, the next meeting about concerns for Ukraine will take place after we ventilate the room.