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Just nimelt Olef, 1751 aastal kirjaoskaja vene talupoeg ja veel võttis kätte ning kirjutas kubermangu. No ei ole ju naljakas, ei ole .
.sitt päev, kellele kurdad
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FB-s jäi kah ette hea mõistatuslik anekdoot. Kus on nali?
Женa рaзгaдывaет кроссворд и спрaшивaет мужa:
- Президент США?
- Не знaю.
- Ну три буквы!
- Прaвдa не знaю.
- Ну вторaя У!
- Ты че.., серьезно?
Женa рaзгaдывaет кроссворд и спрaшивaет мужa:
- Президент США?
- Не знaю.
- Ну три буквы!
- Прaвдa не знaю.
- Ну вторaя У!
- Ты че.., серьезно?
Vaid Siil mu kõrval lebas siin. Ta suri ammu.
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See on otsitud nali, sest ... vene meeste mõttemaailma ma tean, aga pole siiani kohanud ristsõnu, kus on totaallselt valed küsimused.
Piire mis on mõõgaga tõmmatud - pliiatsiga ei paranda [M.Jakobson]
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kui hästi otsida siis БушRe: Nali
Jah, mis siin, kus nii mõnigi kirillitsa nimemoondusi tunneb, sellise mõistatusega välja tulla. FB-s aga tekkis küll küsimusi, et mis labast nokunalja te heidate, kolmetähelisi presidente pole ju olnud, eriti, mille keskel "u." Kirillitsas siiski on, lausa kaks tükki järjest, isa ja poeg!
Vaid Siil mu kõrval lebas siin. Ta suri ammu.
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"We have 50 million Muslims in Europe. There are signs that Allah will grant Islam victory in Europe—without swords, without guns, without conquest—will turn it into a Muslim continent within a few decades." Muammar Gaddafi
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Siit komplektist ju prantslaste oma puudu!
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Tschy kirjutas:Siit komplektist ju prantslaste oma puudu!
hahaaaAndekas
"We have 50 million Muslims in Europe. There are signs that Allah will grant Islam victory in Europe—without swords, without guns, without conquest—will turn it into a Muslim continent within a few decades." Muammar Gaddafi
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French Jokes
Q: What are they calling the Germans, French and Belgians, at the Pentagon?
A: "The Axis of Weasels."
Q. Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?
A. So the French can show them how to surrender.
Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
A: Nobody knows, it's never been tried.
Q. Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A. Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
Q. Why did the French plant trees along the Champs Elysees?
A. So the Germans could march in the shade.
Q: How many gears does a French tank have?
A: 4 reverse and 1 forward, in case the enemy attacks from the rear.
Q: How can you identify a French Infantryman?
A: Sunburned armpits.
Q. What's the difference between Frenchmen and toast?
A. You can make soldiers out of toast.
Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A. The Army.
Anyone see the French Military Rifle on eBay? It's never been shot and only dropped once!
Q: What are they calling the Germans, French and Belgians, at the Pentagon?
A: "The Axis of Weasels."
Q. Why do we need France on our side against Saddam and Osama?
A. So the French can show them how to surrender.
Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
A: Nobody knows, it's never been tried.
Q. Why don't they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A. Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
Q. Why did the French plant trees along the Champs Elysees?
A. So the Germans could march in the shade.
Q: How many gears does a French tank have?
A: 4 reverse and 1 forward, in case the enemy attacks from the rear.
Q: How can you identify a French Infantryman?
A: Sunburned armpits.
Q. What's the difference between Frenchmen and toast?
A. You can make soldiers out of toast.
Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
A. The Army.
Anyone see the French Military Rifle on eBay? It's never been shot and only dropped once!
Kirves pole mänguasi, raiuge see omale pealuu sisse!
"Suured inimesed on ikka tõesti imelikud," ütles ta endamisi lihtsal moel, kui ta oma teekonda jätkas.
"Suured inimesed on ikka tõesti imelikud," ütles ta endamisi lihtsal moel, kui ta oma teekonda jätkas.
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Ei mäleta, kus kohast selle leidsin. Võib-olla kuskilt siit.
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"Et kui oleks niisugune võimalus, et teil võiks iga päev võim vahetuda, siis te kaebaksite nii kaua üksteise peale, kuni jääks järele üks ainuke - kõige julmem, kõige ahnem ja kõige salakavalam."
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